Subsidized excellence. Riverside ambiance. No questions asked.
Shop The BlockHand-distributed from the back of a van since 1983.
5 lb block of pure, unadulterated government-issue American cheese product. Melts like a dream. Tastes like freedom.
Same cheese, but we wrote "Deluxe" on it with a Sharpie. Comes with a riverside seating guarantee and a slightly damp napkin.
Aged for up to 3 days in a cooler we found. Pairs beautifully with crackers from a different government program.
I came for the cheese. I stayed because my car broke down by the river. Five stars.— Randy, lives in a van
Is this legal? Don't answer that. But the cheese is incredible.— Anonymous Federal Employee
My grilled cheese has never been the same. My therapist says I'm "too attached" to a block of cheese. She doesn't understand.— Deborah, loyal customer
We're always open. Mostly because we don't have a door. Bring cash. Bring a cooler. Bring your appetite for savings.
Get Directions (Good Luck)
Down by the river. You know the one.
Past the bridge, left at the shopping cart, under the tarp.
Open whenever we feel like it. Cash only. No refunds.
If you see flashing lights, we're closed.